You can't take the sky from me

It's been a while since my last post, basically because I have to work for a living (but not so much, mind ya :D). Thus, just to let you know I'm alive, I found this old text I wrote for the spanish edition of the first Firefly miniseries. Here ya go (no time for translation, sorry :():

Antecedentes

Alrededor del 2057 dC la Tierra dejó de disponer de los recursos necesarios para sustentar a su creciente población. Contrariamente a lo que cabía esperar de la especie, en lugar de exterminarse en una guerra mundial, sus dos grandes superpotencias, China y Estados Unidos, colaboraron en una migración masiva a una estrella cercana, rodeada de planetas y lunas cuyas características los hacían susceptibles de volverse habitables.

Tras un viaje tan largo que una generación completa nunca llegó a ver el exterior de una nave, se terraformaron los primeros planetas, Sihnon y Londinium, bautizados tras Sino, un apodo para la palabra chino, y Londres, que Estados Unidos se había anexionado tiempo atrás. La terraformación lleva décadas hasta obtener planetas con la misma gravedad y atmósfera que la Tierra y durante ese tiempo de colaboración, las culturas china y americana se fundieron, combinándose el inglés y el mandarín en una única lengua estándar. Ambos mundos constituyeron lo que más tarde se conoció como El Núcleo, asociación a la que se unirían los mundos de Osiris y Ariel.



Sin embargo, el viaje espacial no contribuyó a igualar las clases sociales y, ante la creciente ocupación de los planetas más civilizados, los ciudadanos más pobres emigraron a otros más alejados. Es estos mundos, sobrevivieron como pudieron, carentes de la tecnología más avanzada y sujetos a enfermedades endémicas como el mal de Bowden. Pocos años más tarde, aparecerían por la frontera del sistema los seres conocidos como los Reabres. Según los rumores, sus víctimas eran violadas hasta la muerte, devoradas y despellejadas para servir de vestimenta a sus verdugos y, si tenían mucha suerte, en ese orden. Si bien nadie podía confirmar esos rumores, dado que no dejaban supervivientes, la creencia general era que procedían de la degeneración en las fronteras de lo que alguna vez fueron seres humanos.

Algún tiempo después, los planetas del Núcleo se constituyeron en la Alianza. Si bien no pretendía en principio constituir una asociación imperialista, la organización militarista que se encargaba de mantener las disposiciones de ésta tenía claramente otros objetivos. Incluso se constituyeron organizaciones secretas cuya existencia desconocía la mayoría del parlamento y que se rumorea que llevaban a cabo experimentos con especimenes humanos.

Cuando los recursos escasearon en el Núcleo, se decidió que todos los planetas externos debían unirse a la Alianza y someterse a sus leyes. Esta iniciativa encontró una fuerte oposición en algunos mundos exteriores, que se unieron en una guerra civil contra el Núcleo, irónicamente denominada Guerra de la Unificación, pese a que poco podían hacer contra las fuertemente armadas y mucho más avanzadas tropas de éste. La guerra duró años (2506-2511) y mundos enteros se vieron arrasados. La última batalla se libró en el valle de Serenity, en el planeta Hera, donde las fuerzas independientes o Chaquetas Marrones fueron finalmente erradicadas y los mundos se unieron bajo el ya férreo control de la Alianza.

Los personajes

Malcolm Reynolds se unió como voluntario al 57 Regimiento de Infantería de los Independientes –familiarmente conocido como la Brigada “Bolas y Bayonetas”- cuando apenas tenía 20 años, alcanzando el grado de sargento. Su planeta natal, Shadow, fue bombardeado y destruido por la Alianza poco tiempo después y todo lo que le quedó fue la cabo Zoe Alleyne, soldado profesional, letal, eficiente y leal hasta la muerte, con la que participó en muchas de las campañas más sangrientas, como Du-Khang o New Kashmir. También tomaron parte en la última batalla de la guerra, en el valle de Serenity, cuya importancia estratégica lo hacía indispensable a ambos bandos. Pese a comandar inicialmente a poco más de treinta efectivos, la elevada tasa de mortandad entre los mandos lo puso al frente de más de dos mil soldados: un total de 16 brigadas y 20 tanques antiaereos que consiguieron mantener la posición durante casi dos meses. Completamente rodeados, Reynolds mantuvo a duras penas la moral de la tropa en espera del apoyo aéreo de la 82, que nunca llegó. Tras la muerte de casi medio millón de efectivos, Mal conservó apenas 400 hombres, que fueron diezmados por la enfermedad y el hambre cuando ambos bandos olvidaron a sus soldados mientras firmaban la paz. Al llegar los cuerpos médicos, ante el “Gracias a Dios” de Zoe, Mal se limitó a contestar “¿Dios? ¿Qué colores viste?”. Había perdido oficialmente lo que le quedaba de fe.



Reacio a adaptarse a un sistema controlado por la Alianza, Mal compró su propia nave, un transporte 03-K64 Firefly de segunda mano que previamente perteneció a un tal Capitán Harbatkin y cuyo registro nunca llegaría a actualizar. A partir de ese momento, Reynolds la bautizaría como Serenity. Zoe permanecería con él como segunda al mando y tendría gran influencia en la incorporación de Hoban “Wash” Washburne, un excelente piloto que podría haber obtenido un trato mucho mejor en cualquier otro crucero pero que acabaría casándose con ella apenas un año más tarde. Pese al buen talante y al carácter afable de Wash, su matrimonio sería motivo de disputa con el capitán, que no lo consideraba suficiente para Zoe, mientras que el piloto desconfiaba igualmente de la lealtad incondicional de su esposa hacia Reynolds. Este conflicto se saldaría años después durante una aventura conjunta.

Otra adquisición para la tripulación la supuso Jayne Cobbs, mercenario y rastreador, capaz de vender a su madre si el precio es adecuado. Cobbs tendió una trampa a Serenity junto a sus asociados, pero no dudó en cambiar de bando cuando Mal le ofreció mejores condiciones. Cobbs es extremadamente útil pero poco de fiar, si bien en ocasiones ha sorprendido favorablemente a sus compañeros. El último –y más joven- miembro de la tripulación lo constituye Kaylee Frye, un auténtico genio de la mecánica. Procedente de un planeta relativamente atrasado, se cruzó con Reynolds cuando el anterior mecánico de éste, un tal Bester, la invitó a una visita privada a Serenity. Después de que Kaylee solucionara un problema que éste se había confesado incapaz de arreglar durante las últimas semanas, Reynolds lo sustituyó inmediatamente. Kaylee no sólo parecía comunicarse con la nave, sino que resultó ser además la alegría del grupo y la hermana menor que ninguno tenía.

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Con esta tripulación, Serenity estaba lista para aceptar cualquier trabajo –legal o ilegal- que mantuviera combustible en los motores y comida sobre la mesa. Sin embargo, la renuencia del capitán a aceptar trabajos inmorales en ocasiones hacía difícil este objetivo, motivo por el cual se optó por alquilar las dos lanzaderas de la nave. Increíblemente, una acompañante registrada se interesó por una de ellas. Las acompañantes eran el equivalente a las geishas japonesas y, como éstas, gozaban de un altísimo estatus social, podían permitirse escoger sus clientes y tenían la exquisita educación de la que no disponía ningún miembro de la tripulación de Serenity. El incluirla en la nave suponía una clara ventaja estratégica, ya que le confería la respetabilidad necesaria para amarar en determinados puertos muy por encima del estatus de la nave. Por qué Inara Serra decidió abandonar la Casa Madre en Sihnon, pese a que podría haber llegado gobernarla en poco tiempo, para viajar en una chatarra espacial por los confines del Núcleo es algo que nadie se ha conseguido explicar. Además, el ejercicio de su profesión, que Mal simplifica a simple prostitución y su apoyo a la Alianza durante la Guerra, unido a la obvia atracción entre ambos supuso una fuente de conflictos lo suficientemente importante como para que Reynolds decidiese no alquilar la otra lanzadera.

La serie

Tras un negocio fallido, como la mayoría de los de Reynolds, éste decidió probar suerte con su carga en una luna lejana y, para amortizar el desplazamiento, llevar pasajeros de pago. Entre éstos se encontaba el pastor Derrial Book, aparentemente más interesado por el viaje que por el destino, un tal Lawrence Dobson y Simon Tam, un joven doctor de aspecto adinerado que parecía huir de algo y se interesaba –en opinión de Mal- en exceso por la nave y sus tripulantes. Consciente de que su nave resultaba menos que atractiva para individuos de semejante clase social, Malcolm decidió mantener un ojo en Simon. Así, cuando detectó que una nave de la Alianza le pisaba los talones, asumió la culpabilidad de Tam y, tras derribarlo, abrió el enorme baúl que transportaba, descubriendo criogenizada a una chica adolescente. Esta resultó ser su hermana River, una joven superdotada que una agencia secreta gubernamental había secuestrado y que Simon acababa de recuperar en contra de la voluntad de su familia, convirtiéndose, a todo efecto, en un fugitivo. Dobson se descubrió inmediatamente como el topo de la Alianza, pero no iba tras Serenity, sino tras los Tam. Mal podría haberlo entregado para mantener a salvo a los suyos, pero Dobson perdió los nervios e, involuntariamente, hirió a Kaylee en lo que resultó ser un movimiento terriblemente estúpido. Tras reducir a Dobson, que eventualmente acabaría abandonado en Whitefalls con un disparo en la cabeza, Mal ordenó a Simon que salve la vida a su mecánico, pero éste se negó salvo que lo ayudaran a escapar de la nave de la Alianza a su espalda. Mal cedió, pero le garantizó que si la chica moría, ambos hermanos acabarán reuniéndose con ella. En realidad, Mal simpatiza con las causas perdidas y acabó ofreciéndole a Simon el puesto de médico de a bordo muy a pesar de Jayne, que está dispuesto a entregarlos a la menor ocasión. Kaylee, sin embargo, vió una oportunidad en el doctor, que sin embargo parecía ajeno a sus intentos de seducción.

Aparentemente, River Tam había perdido la cabeza y actuaba de forma errática y, en ocasiones, peligrosa. Con el tiempo, resultó evidente que había sido sometida a neurocirugía una y otra vez para potenciar sus capacidades innatas. Como resultado, no dispone de los filtros naturales para aislar pensamientos y emociones, ya sean suyos … o no. Bajo estas circunstancias, resultaba obvio su valor para la Alianza y el por qué eventualmente alguien acabaría dando con ellos, motivo por el cual Malcolm optó por desviarse de las rutas más habituales. Esto situó a Inara en una posición incómoda, más aún en tanto que sus sentimientos por el capitán estaban comenzando a interferir seriamente con su trabajo. De forma similar, el pastor Book, que había decidido permanecer en la nave para hacer lo posible por la integridad moral de la tripulación, descubrió que, más bien al contrario, Malcolm lo estaba conduciendo a comportarse de forma violenta, lo que le recuerda a un pasado que intentó dejar atrás. Un pasado en el que tuvo en la Alianza un puesto lo suficientemente relevante como para desviar de sus deberes a un crucero de guerra.
Ahora, tras un último trabajo fallido, las reservas económicas de la tripulación están en las últimas, la Alianza sigue de cerca de Serenity e Inara ha decidido marcharse. Parece que nada puede irle peor al capitán Reynolds …

Anime madness!

Well, I haven't written much lately, basically because I haven't done much lately beside working and, at some point of the day, watching TV or, rather, DVDs, as there is not much on TV to watch. So, today I just decided to go through some anime I've been on these days. Did you ever start to watch this japanese cartoon show and think, "this is quite a kiddie thing" just to, after a few episodes, thank God you never got your nieces to actually watch it? This is anime for you, guys!



First, there is Bleach. The underlying concept is pretty ordinary; you get these gods of death, or shinigami, basically in charge of collecting the souls of dead people just after their demise. If they don't, these souls may become what they call hollows, the bad guys from the show. They carry these really large swords they can modify with their inner force and most of them can use martial arts and even magic -kido- at some extent. The show starts when Ichigo, the main character, helps this shinigami Rukia girl defeat some hollows by borrowing her sword and, with it, most her powers. Now he is stuck with her job and hollows seems to be everywhere. He is also stuck with Rukia, as she can not return to her world without powers, and she is not very familiar with this world either. Plus there is this mistery plot around the shinigami that everyone is involved into, yet knows nothing about. Even though the key concept is pretty usual, the series are nifty -at least during season one- mostly because of the secondary characters and the underlying humour. Ichigo is basically the tormented teenager, but his friends, Orihime, the quincy and Urahara are hilarious, and, once in the Seritei, captains like Shunshui, the 11th squad or Kuukaku and her brother really made my day. There are also pretty cool combat scenes, but I'd stick to Yoruichi and SoiFon shunpo combat, in pure jiajutsu style, without swords and toys, basically because you get to see most of the hits. And the intro sequences are the best design I've seen in anime. Too bad they decided to switch to a different style in the stupid, stupid bounto saga, where all you get is angst and emo characters and none of the absurdity and weirdness of season one. Just like Dragon Ball a decade ago. Maybe the hollow saga is better, but I haven't gathered the resolution to go back to the series after the bounto fiasco.



Now, something different: Great Teacher Onizuka. This Onizuka guy used to be the leader of a gang of bikers when he was a teen, but now he is older and supposed to do something with his life. He decides to become a teacher, mostly because he will get to see lot of girls in short skirts: too bad he does not have the qualifications. Still, Onizuka has something that most teachers don't: an understanding of the students. During a work interview, the director of a school notices that and decides to hire him ... to teach the hardest group in the place. These guys have already sent into depression 4 or 5 teachers and none lasted more than 2 months, but Onizuka manages to win them one by one and to discover the secret behind the class behavior, and, at the same time, solves their problems and makes a fool of himself again and again and again in front of (one among many) the girl he likes (sometimes). This anime is fun, fun, fun and some of the episodes are really good at storytelling.



Back to fantasy, but no swords, Full Metal Alchemy has a nifty plot. These guys, Alfonz and Edward, start to dabble with alchemy to impress their mom after their dad, a very famous alchemist, leaves one day. Too bad her mom gets sick and dies, because they decide to bring her back from the dead using alchemy, but forget about its most important rule: equivalent exchange. In order to get something, you must pay with something of the same value. The experiment is a disaster: their mother returns as a horrible creature that explodes later, Ed loses an arm and a leg and Alfonz's body evaporates and his soul gets bonded to a golem armor to prevent him from dying. Wenry, the kid's neighbour and a hot shot at mechanics (go engineers,go!), provides some limbs for Ed and her granny takes them into their home, but in time they decide to leave and join the army so they can become alchemists and find the philosopher stone. Their goal is to use it to recreate Alfonz's body, but it is easier said than done. First, the army is not as clean as one might (or might not :)) think. Then, there is something really disturbing about the stone and anyone involved with it. Also, there is this strange murderer after alchemists. And, besides, who are the very mysterious homunculus? In this case, a simple plot that turns out not to be so simple after a few chapters and becomes rather complex, but coherent. Plus secondary characters are great, as usual, and the art is pretty good.



If you want to look for something really weird, try Dokuro Chan. She is a guardian angel from the future who comes to the current days with her bat Excaliborg to ... help(???) the main character, a shy teenager who likes a school mate (and any other female in the series, he's a teen, after all). Her help basically consists of killing him in the goriest possible way to bring him back to life later each time he does or say (or whatever) something that displeases her. There is also Sabatto-chan, the evil angel from the future who is supposed to kill the guy, but she is so useless when compared to murderous Dokuro that she gives pity. Plus everthing bad in the series not happening to the main character will most likely go her way. This anime might not be your choice, there are some scenes I laught at, but all in all I can't exactly get in the mood to watch this. It is like Bobobo, you either like it or hate it, only I don't like Bobobo at all: too strange for my taste.



Finally, Monster is one of the best series I've seen. It goes about this hot shot surgeon who likes life easy and won't quarrel with anyone, rather sheepishly obeying his boss and girlfriend, until one of these orders make him choose between the life of a rich man and a poor worker who had, in fact, arrived earlier. After thinking on how his ideals went corrupt, he has a second choice: the major of the town or a 7-years old kid with a gun shot on the head. This time he goes for the kid and the major dies. He loses his job, girlfriend and social position ... until his boss and superiors die poisoned that very same night and he is chosen head or surgery. It turns out 10 years later that the kid was, in fact, already a very dangerous sociopath and he had saved his life, so he is, in part, responsible for the many people he had killed in the last decade ... and will kill in the future. Again, he has to make a decision: leave the hospital and go find the killer, Johann, to finish him ... if he is capable of. From this point on, the anime becomes a superb road movie with hundreds of secondary characters and a very dark underlying story.



Not too bad for someone who only watched three anime series as a teen: Dragon Ball (of course), Saint Seiya (tea time) and Sailor Moon (they ran it during breakfast, guess stomach rules my TV :D). Dragon Ball was pretty cool during the first dozen episodes, up until the first martial arts competition. I laughted and laughted with the secondary characters and Goku's ignorance about practically anything. However, as soon as it became a neverending circle of "get more power - smash your fiend - find someone stronger to beat you up" and back again, I hated it. The deepest character in the series at the point was probably Goku's bo. Saint Seiya was pretty cool, with the armors, and the fights and everything, only it was always the same: Athena got captured by some unknown enemy that put her into a deadly trap and gave the saints 24 hours to free her. These guys would go against the baddies one by one, rather than smashing them together. Seiya's technique would basically be to let the others beat him up until they were too tired or too disgusted with his blood to go on and then finish them. Eventually, they'd free Athena and unmask the bad guy, who would vanish in thin air. The first time, it worked for me. The second -Asgard saga- was even better in terms of character development (the baddies were not that bad and such), but it was exactly the same. At Poseidon saga, I decided to just give up. Sailor Moon is a different matter, I can't recall much about the plot, because I only caught parts of the episodes with my coffe and cookies, but I just could not help by laugth with the transformations and little speeches of this main character, the Moon Warrior or whatever. I still remember her in the middle of a concert where the cello had gone nuts (and alive, of course) and massacred equally the band and the bystanders, but she would not do anything until the thing accidentally steps on a pot and then it goes like "For killing that little innocent flower, I won't forgive you. Moon, give me your powers!!" HAHAHAHA! It's true, unlike people flowers are really cool xDxD



I'm thinking about Samurai Champloo or Death Mask next ...

Spaced!!!



Just when you were thinking about giving up on TV comedies, you get something new and fresh like this!

Spaced is a comedy by Simon "Shaun of the dead" Pegg and Jessica Stevenson, who are forced to pretend they are a couple to rent an apartment. It must be like the freakiest thing I've seen in years, and it is beautifully filmed (up to the point I actually noticed), plus all actors are superb (specially the leading two, but never forget about the supporting cast). There are references to basically every film, TV series, comic and book I like and in some episodes (still need to watch season 2) I just could not stop laughing through two or three scenes in a row.

What can I say, I even love its music! If you liked IT Crowd, you'll love Spaced (not the same at all, but take my word for it). Go watch it now!

Bwahahahaha!!! My precioussssss ...


After barely 15 years of waiting, I finally got Federico Mendelsson Bartholdy full adventures in hard cover and all! Okay, I had them all in strips back from the time when they were published in CIMOC (that I conveniently bougth second hand in Madrid), but handling a few kilos to read them all in a row was not the best choice. I still need to get biceps to read the Narnia deluxe edition with illustrations and everything ... :D

A bit of outrage to start the day ...



And that's my fault for watching the morning news every day. Today we get an all nice strike on the judicial system. Wanna know why? Some time ago, a judge (or so he claims) -Rafael Tirado- lets this child molester go free even though he was convicted. The reasons he would plead later? Because he had too much work. Me, I have too much work and need to go for extra-hours. A judge can simply let people walk by, guilty or not, and go home happily. Whatever the reasons, the guy does not waste time, moves to the south and kidnaps and kills a 5 years old girl. Now, they realize that he should not have been free (not morally speaking here, LEGALLY) at the time and they ask for responsibilities to this judge guy. He just says that he had too much work, as commented, and his fellow judges decide that he should get some punishment. The price for getting a kid killed? 1500 EUR, it seems justice is on sale, lately. But ok, you just think for yourself justice is a f**** sh** in this country and go on with your life. Only yesterday vicepresident de la Vega dares to say that the judge should have had a harder punishment ... and guess what? NOW the judicial power IS MOBILIZED. On strike. Because they think that we should not have an opinion on how they work to avoid putting pressure on them!! Or maybe they mean "expressing" an opinion, because after the 1500 EUR sentence, I guess they don't give a s* about what we think. The same guys who spend hours giving their own opinion on politics and government on TV, even though they are supposed to be a separare power!!! And they'll tell us how much work they have later ... What a country

More movies!



Wanted

... better than expected. True, I was not expecting much, but it was fun anyway. FX left aside (which was good), there was a story and everything. It had not much to do with the comics, but it was ok. However, Jolie looks so thin in the movie that is not amazing that she can dodge bullets -



3:10 to Yuma
This flick had one big attraction point to me: Christian Bale. And, yep, he does a cool anti-hero. Crowe is cool too, in his role as outlaw. This is, obviously, a remake, so nothing new under the sun. It is a bit slow, also, but all in all, ok. In this kind of western, I stick to LAST TRAIN TO GUN HILL (1959), with Kirk Douglas, which goes on the same lines (train to be reached with strong opposition to get a criminal to justice, small town to wait for it ...) but, somehow, has more action from my humble point of view. It does not have Bale, though :P

I wanna see Nim and maybe Mirrors now ...

I know what you wrote last summer


This one goes in spanish because there are some gags that only local readers will catch. Sorry guys, I'll switch back to english next time :)

Pongamonos en situacion ... Tarde de rol en casa, 5 amiguetes, dos botellas de refrescos, 12 bolsas de patatas fritas y un puñao de dados de esos con muchas caras.

-¿Hoy a que jugamos?
-¡Al 5 anillos!
-No, eso ya fue la semana pasada
-Pues al Cthulhu
-No, que no encaja con mi proximo bestseller
-Pues al ... Indiana Jones
-Mira, eso puede valer. ¿Que personaje quieres ser?
-Voy a ser un PJ pedante, magnifico en su area, cargado de desden para la gente que lo rodea y, en general, encantado de conocerse a si mismo.
-Vale, pos ereeeeees ... una experta hacker millonaria y despreciativa.
-Puedo ser un personaje masculino?
-Como quieras, total, lo voy a tratar igual ...
-Bueno, pues el resto seran mis amigos, que, por alguna razon, me adoran y admiran y son muy buenos en lo suyo, aunque no tanto como yo.
-Vale, mientras tengan algun rasgo folklorico-festivo que ayude en la partida.
-Ok, esta es monja, este marine colonial y el otro sobrino de Fu-man-chu y cinturon celeste de Jeet Kung Do
-Si, puede funcionar. Vamos a ver, como te motivo para salir de tu acomodada vida. Tienes algun pariente a que salvarle el pellejo? Te aburres mortalmente? Tienes dificultades economicas?
-Si, vale, lo primero me vale
-Pues recibes un mensaje muy angustiado de tu primo segundo, escrito en una clave rarisima que nadie puede leer, salvo tu, cuando saques un critico en entender claves ...
-Critico!
-Pues eso, que te pide que lo ayudes, que lo ha secuestrado un nucleo de antiguos pobladores de la Isla de Pascua que adoran al dios de Mauna Loa -uno de los volcanes más activos en las Islas Hawaianas y uno de los cinco volcanes que forman la isla de Hawai junto con los volcanes Mauna Kea, Hualalai, Kohala y Kilauea-
-Eso no tiene sentido!
-Tu dame diez minutos con la wikipedia y veras como consido encontrarlo
-Bueeeenoooo, pues me pido 7 dias de asuntos propios, liquido mis bonos del tesoro, le doy cerrojazo a casa, regalo el gato y me saco una tarjeta de millas de Iberia, que pa mi que voy a viajar.
-No se te olvide llevarte a tus amigos, que tu no tienes las habilidades de Buscar libros, Arqueologia Aplicada y Caza de Mariposas a topos
-¿Caza de Mariposas a topoooos?
-(Ya veras, ya, cuando descubras que Ghengis Khan tatuo media solucion del enigma en las alas de un morpho (mariposa tropical iridiscente de la familia Nymphalidae que es nativa de Centro y Sudamérica.)


Pues esto, que parece una partida de rol de lo mas normalita, no es mas que el comienzo ... de otro libro de Matilde Asensi!!!
No es broma, hasta ahora me he leido El Ultimo Caton, el Origen Perdido y ahora estoy con Todo Bajo el Cielo y casi convencida de que esta mujer escribe asi. No me quejo, que me gustan sus libros mucho mas que los del pazguato del Dan Brown que cuando se le habla de documentacion, saca el carnet de identidad. Quitando que todos sus protagonistas me caen mal, sus libros son bastante entretenidos y estan mas que bien documentados (a veces quizas en exceso, pero mas vale que sobre ...). Vamos, que son como el libro gordo de Petete en version novela historica. Eso si, sus personajes tienen los mejores criticos en dados que nunca he visto en partida alguna. ¡¡Vaya partidas les salen!!

Me vuelvo con Todo bajo el cielo :D:D

Movies or whatever pass for them these days...

Okidoki, I've been to the cinema these last months and I can't say I'm much impressed.
Let's start with the good staff: Batman. This film is amazing and Nowlan is superb; he seems to be the only director that actually has read the comics before
shooting the film. There are these references to classics like Year One, Full Circle, Killing Joke ... And most characters, we are familiar with, even though I
don't know why they renamed Montoya as Ramirez. The cartoon shorts prior to the film were also a good idea to get into the story smoothly and, then, the Joker was
great. I was not much into Ledger -and, let's acknowledge, I always had a thing for Bale and I did not like all merit going to other guy- but he did a perfect, scary Joker and even gave the Clown the black humour twist that was needed at the hospital scene. The script was seamless and the story smooth. Loved it.



Wall-e was also (not surprisingly) pleasant. Along with the perfect technical quality Pixar has us used to, the story was sweet, it has some hilarious moments and characters were very solid. You progressively grow up to like them and care about them, which is something that can not be said for most of the films I watched this summer. All in all, I liked Nemo better, but I'm thinking about building a Wall-e for myself :)



And, now, everything else:

Hancock, for example. What was it all about? Was there really a script int that movie? Did not look like, I'd say. Despite the quite obvious revelation about the two main characters (I'm trying not to be spoily, but never mind, you'll guess it after five minutes), the rest was like "look how nice are my FX", something quite usual lately. Have all good writers gone to TV recently? Ok, Will Smith looks good, specially with the rowdy aspect, but that's basically it (and Theron for you, guys).



Kung Fu Panda was another dissappointment, mostly because I did not like any character. If not for Pixar, we would be back to the time when cartoons were only for kids and, hence, The film goes like most in this genre: you get the main character, who knows nothing at all about kung fu, has no training and no physique to fight, and, just for pure chance, turn him into a hero foreseen in an old prophecy, so he has to grow into his shoes. Sometimes, the way of telling the story makes it big. This is not one of those. After this film, I replayed Disney's Mulan in the DVD and, once more, loved every minute. I think I'll stick just to Pixar and DC cartoons until they remember how to shoot stories without real actors.



Mamma mia was marginally enjoyable. Meryl Streep was not much my idea of the main character, but the three guys were okay and music was fun. I rather preferred the theater version, though, but it was the only movie they played at the beach were I was not constantly checking my watch to go back home.



The biggest dissappointment was Hellboy and the Golden Army, though. As a fan of Hellboy from the beginning, one can only wonder how Mignola let them mess with continuity like that. Money, most likely, as sad as it sounds. Why on earth would he have the (disfunctional) family composed by Abe, Liz, Kate and the rest loose meaning just to have a (quite poor) romance on the screen? It was bad in the first movie, in this one is unacceptable. Plus Hellboy looks like a rebel (and rather spoiled) teenager rather than a grown-up. Responsability goes straight away to Liz, as Abe seems to be quite lost and Manning looks bipolar or something . Since when has Liz been the poster girl for stability?? As many friends told me, the film looks pretty, specially when there are fairies on screen, but it would have been better without the Bureau, as they all are out of character. This is a Del Toro movie where they stuffed Hellboy by sheer force, and that's the best I can say about it.



And finally, on DVD, there are these two flicks one can live without:

The seed of evil: a thai movie about a mythical monster created by ill employed dark arts. The monster is not that scary, but the first part of the film, on kid prostitution in Bangkok, is really creepy. And, sadly, quite realistic.



Tideland, by Terry Gilliam, is a totally different thingy. Author movies might work sometimes for me, but this one was disturbing and disgusting. It focus on the depressing live of a ten year kid, only daughter of a couple of junkies (Jeff Bridges in the rol of daddy). After the mom (Jenniffer Tilly) dies from overdose, Bridges and the kid move to a very isolated area in the country side, where his mother had an old farm house. There, of course, Bridges gets overdosed as well and the kid is left alone to her fantasies. As usual with Giliam, a descent into madness from an unusual point of view. Nothing I'd advise someone with my movie tastes to watch, I warn you.



On the other hand, Galactica Razor was quite cool. We get the whole cast shortly after the Pegasus goes under Adama control. If you have not seen season 2, I'd advise you not to read any further, mind you. When Cain is murdered by poor, tortured Number-6, her crew is adrift, now under command of young Lee, who has not a strong position after command has been granted by his dad. Lee makes a smart move and selects one of Cain's trusted officers as second in command. The problem is that the woman is mentally damaged after obeying the commands that led to a civil massacre in Scylla when Cain wanted the FTL motors stolen from the ships. After a small crew gets lost while scouting around and Adama recalls that Cylons were experimenting with vivisection back during the first war, rescue will put this woman and Starbuck into an uneasy alliance. Plus we get to learn why Cain was always so pissed during the two Pegasus episodes.



Next time, we go to TV series! Cheers from the Caribe!!

Back from summer and winter is coming

Hey, readers (if there are any :D)
I've been grounded in Granada this last month so I pretty much just read the four Song of Fire and Ice books by G.R.R. Martin that I bought from Amazon in July, and, hey, were they good! True to myself, I rather liked second line characters like Asha Greyjoy or the Dorne Viper better that the main ones. My fav among the main cast, though, were to be expected (Arya and Brienne, mostly) except for one: Jaime, which I grew pretty fond of as soon as the second book. Compulsive as I am, I decided to make my own film cast for the books and wasted enough time to draw quite a few of them, which I'm posting in my art blog. I'm leaving some here, though, so you can try to guess who are they based on :)

Dany Targaryen (dragons are a giveaway :D)


The pretty pair, aka Jaime and Cersei


"Brave but not brain" Ned Stark


"Bring on the party" King Robert


Survivalist Arya Stark



Just a bit of guessing on book five ahead so read no more if you have not read a Feast of Crows to keep spoilers a-bay
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It is obvious (at least from my POV) that Jon is the son of Rhaegar and (willing) Lyanna Stark, so he'd be one of the dragons heads along with Dany. But ... who's the third? Is there any suspicious unclaimed bastard in the book who might have survived the War with his/her Targaryen blood safely inside his/her body? Could be he/she is hidden in plain view, just like the Sarella/Alleras girl, but I can't find! Theories welcomed, friends!

Granada and Loreena McKennitt: 40 degrees in july

Last saturday I was invited to Loreena McKennit's last concert in Spain this summer. I had already been to one of her concerts years ago, but she never fails to amaze me with this heavenly voice of her



I got lucky and got almost every favorite song of mine played. The best known ones, like the Highway Man and some less popular like Tango to Evora. Not much from the last record, though, but there is a new one in the oven for Xmas :)

Sun, sea and Swing!!





Yesterday, it was one of those days where everything looks weird around and it looks as if you have walked into a different dimension with alternate versions of the people you know. Must be the heat or something. However, the remarkable thing was that I went to Madeleine Peyroux's concert during Terral'08 (Malaga). Does she have a cool live show!! She ended her perfomance, just before the bis, with my fav song "Dance me to the end of love", with enough variations from the CD to make it a new experience and she even sang a couple of new songs. Now, if I could just make it to a Marlango concert ...

Eurocup!


Well, I'm not much into soccer myself, but beating Italy and Germany is well worth a post here! Go, boys!

Pulau Ubin, close to Singapore



Just a couple of pictures to update a bit. These are from a little island close to Singapore coast, where I almost drove a bike into a large, large reptile. It was its fault, it crossed the road without looking around :P
Cool natural coconut milk, though :)

The secret history of the world

I just got the Hellboy Companion from Previews and I'm heavily updating my map of weird Hellboy events while awaiting the movie :)


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Today, a comic strip recommendation ...

The unspeakable vault of doom!! It's not the first time I drop by, and yet they keep making me laught all the time :D Of course, I'm a Cthulhu fan, you see, so I lean towards this kind of humour :)

Amazing paintings!

Have I ever commented how much I love art? This gallery is one of those places that makes me keep interest on the thing, even when I have no time to surf around. Jose Carlos has still no physical expo of his paintings, but I'm really looking forwards to see one. You should really pay him a visit and, if you've been here for a while, you know that I do not recommend so many things :) Superb!

Movies this last week ...

I've been trying to catch on, after many weeks of travelling, and I did it as usual: extremely. I've watched four movies in less than 10 days: Indiana Jones and the crystal Skull, The mist, Casual Day and Iron Man.



Let's start Indy. I love Indy, that's just it. I like all four movies and he is my favorite action character. True, I like more the first and the third film, like your everyday average jane, but I don't know why people just talk so bad about this one. It's Indy, as usual! The film occurs at the 50s and, from that point on, the script is justified. Action is cool, dialogues are fun and we get Marion back! Plus I really like Mutt, he is a laugh. Not as much as the paranormal russian expert (she was the real thing), but a laugh anyways!

The Mist was a film I found bored. Just to be on the safe side, most of the people liked exactly what I did not: too much dialogue, not so much action. The characters are your basic Stephen King prototypes: the old, reliable teacher, the artist who lives in a small town, the loser who has never left town ... nothing new here. The script sort of reminded me of Halflife, like Deep Blue Sea, but DBS was much faster and fun and they both got my fav thing in the film: Thomas Jane. I guess it was too slow for me, that's it.


Casual day: something I could have watched on TV, and I think that briefs it. Not bad, but nothing special. Actors are ok, but everything in the script is to be expected and nothing special really happens. It goes basically about a "casual day" at work, where everyone has to go to activities and talk about their things and play paintball with the fellows and such. If you don't have anything else to do, not bad to spend some time.



Maybe I was not expecting much of this film, but, boy, did I enjoy it! I'm no big fan of Iron Man and I don't particularly like the actors in the movie, but they were perfect here. Plus I loved every bit of technology in the flick, specially those amazing Augmented Reality toys that Tony keeps handling all the time! This was the best superhero movie since Batman Begins, and that one was starred by my beloved, so I was leant to like it :) Do not miss this one, you'll have a good time!

A little canadian friend

If you get to this Banff lake ...

And climb all the way up to Six Glaciers plain (not in shorts, if you can avoid it :P)

You'll most likely meet many of these :)

Lavazzo: Boy! How cold can water be ...


... in this tiny island in the mediterranean, just on the border between Corsica and Sardegnia. Of the 4 people in the picture, two actually did not even jump in later. Guess who? :D
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